The town of Twin Peaks is filled with interesting individuals, and each of them has their own set of quirky traits. Just like the neighboring mysterious woods, a lot of them harbor secrets and lead double lives. People like Major Briggs, Harry Truman, and Hawk are the epitome of goodness, but there is also a lot of criminals in town: Leo Johnson, Hank Jennings, and Jacques Renault.
Each zodiac sign has their own sets of preferences when it comes to love. Fire signs prefer somebody they can have fun with, water signs long for somebody to match the depth of their emotions, earth signs want somebody dependable, and air signs get along with those who don’t tie them down in any way.
Aries: Shelly Johnson
Shelly is easily swept off her feet, especially if the person in question acts like an Aries. She clearly liked her men a bit dangerous, exciting, and passionate, even though it didn’t always work out the best for her.
Shelly is a ride-or-die kind of a girl and she would easily keep up with Aries’ fast-paced way of living.
Taurus: Donna Hayward
Laura Palmer’s best friend Donna Hayes is by many considered one of the worst Twin Peaks characters. Her love story with James was cringey and she tried so hard to be one of the adults that it ultimately just highlighted how immature she actually was.
Taureans would like Donna. She is reliable, loyal, and predictable. The only thing they might find both frustrating and endearing at the same time is that Miss Hayward is just as stubborn as them.
Gemini: Laura Palmer
The first episode of Twin Peaks starts with Pete Martell finding Laura’s body, and the murder shook the town to the core. As Agent Cooper started investigating her murder, it turned out that this girl had more going on than is humanly possible: she had two boyfriends, two jobs, she did meals on wheels, she partied like crazy, and went to school with the rest of the kids.
Even though she was born on July 22nd, Laura possesses a lot of Gemini traits and there is nobody a Gemini loves more than a fellow Twin. For starters, she differentiates between the ‘good’ and the ‘bad ‘ Laura. Just like Gemini natives, she needed a tight schedule to keep herself from going insane.
Cancer: Norma Jennings
A slice of cherry pie and a pair of loving eyes is everything that a Cancer would ask for when it comes to love. Norma Jennings is a proud owner of the Double R Diner. She is calm, kind, and trust-worthy.
The gentle and compassionate Crab would be drawn to Norma’s motherly energy and cooking, even though Redditors with unpopular Twin Peaks opinions suggest it might not be as good as it seems.
Leo: Audrey Horne
Audrey Horne was over-looked by her father and (rightfully) rejected by Agent Cooper. She wanted to be the apple of somebody’s eye so badly. She came across as rather naive, but she could never be manipulated for a long time. She used her beauty to get what she wanted and always maintained a sense of mystique – so much as that she became one of those characters whose fate remains unknown.
Leos love to have their egos stroked and Audrey is the kind of girl who would know exactly what to say to keep them happy. They would love her mysteriousness and her charm that matches their own so well.
Virgo: Catherine Martell
Catherine Martell didn’t return in Twin Peaks: The Return (2017), but she was central to the plot in the first two seasons. She was an ambitious and assertive woman, the type that the hard-working Virgo would definitely appreciate.
Virgos are not leaders themselves; they are micromanagers who prefer to be told what to do rather than take initiative. Catherine would appreciate to have somebody as reliable and analytical as a Virgo on her side.
Libra: Harry Truman
Agent Cooper and Hawk agreed that Harry Truman is a man who doesn’t love easily – that he’s a man who loves too much. Libra’s heart yearns for a perfect partner; one that would only have eyes for them, shower them with gifts, and be available to them 24/7.
Harry Truman always saw the best in people. And while loving Jocelyn Packard was a huge mistake, an agreeable and diplomatic Libra would make the perfect partner for someone as loving as Sheriff Truman.
Scorpio: Big Ed Hurley
Big Ed’s longing, melancholic eyes would play on any Scorpio’s heartstrings. The determination with which he loves Norma matches Scorpio’s capacity for love.
Despite all the years that had passed since high school, Big Ed never stopped loving his one and only. A typical Scorpio loves people like Ed: loyal to the grave, emotional, and a little bit tragic.
Sagittarius: Bobby Briggs
In his younger days, Bobby Briggs was a fierce hooligan who always spoke his mind. But to reduce Bobby to a loud-mouthed troublemaker would be doing him a big disservice. Under his cocky persona hid a deeply emotional man and a Sagittarius native would definitely take note of that.
The outspoken Sagittarius natives love to have fun, so Bobby would make a great companion for them. Together, they would make an unstoppable team.
Capricorn: Albert Rosenfeld
Special Agent Albert Rosenfeld is one of the show’s most underrated characters. He has a no-nonsense approach to life, which is precisely what Capricorn natives look for in their ideal partners. There is barely anybody in the quirky town of Twin Peaks that would match Capricorn’s grounded energy.
Capricorns certainly have no patience to discuss owls, ancient evil, and the meaning of dreams – and neither does Rosenfeld.
Aquarius: Hawk
As a full-blooded Nez Perce, Hawk understands better than anybody else what kind of power resides in the woods, surrounding Twin Peaks. He is the one who explained the concepts of the Black and White Lodge to Cooper.
Aquarians would be mesmerized by Hawk’s knowledge of alternate realities. After all, no zodiac sign is as open-minded as Aquarius. They could talk about humanity and powerful forces beyond our understanding all day long.
Pisces: Dale Cooper
The emotional and intuitive Pisces would probably fall head over heels in love with Agent Dale Cooper, the beloved knight in shining armor. He is kind, funny, and creative.
Together, they could talk endlessly about their emotions and the dreams they had last night.
