The Wedding Singer: Main Characters Ranked, According To Intelligence

The Wedding Singer: Main Characters Ranked, According To Intelligence

The Wedding Singer presents a romantic comedy driven by a varied cast of personalities. As Robbie Heart falls for Julia Sulivan, the two are forced to address problems in their life and take risks to be together.

The warm story makes some audiences call The Wedding Singer one of the best 90s wedding movies. As the characters in the film are introduced, they showcase their intelligence in the way they react to conflict. Some personalities prove to be smarter than others.

Sammy

The Wedding Singer: Main Characters Ranked, According To Intelligence

Allen Covert plays Sammy, Robbie’s best friend. He is goofy and the two exchange snarky remarks throughout the film. He shows some intelligent moments, like when he realizes Robbie wants to find Julia after watching Rosie perform at her anniversary.

Sammy is a good friend to Robbie but shows his lack of smarts in several moments. He presents a lack of critical thinking when he falls for Robbie’s prank of auditioning his limo-driving skills. He reveals his lack of emotional intelligence when he tells Robbie he puts on his Cassonova persona to hide his loneliness.

Rosie

Rosie rapping on stage giving the peace sign in The Wedding Singer.

Ellen Albertini Dow’s Rosie is Robbie’s music student. She is showcased during their singing lessons, and at the end of the film when she performs at her and her husband’s wedding anniversary.

Rosie isn’t as developed as some of the movie’s other main characters. As such, her intelligence is harder to size up. However, she appears naive, paying Robbie in meatballs despite his financial struggles.

George Stitzer

Alexis Arquette in The Wedding Singer

George is played by Alexis Arquette. A distinguished member of Robbie’s wedding band, George is on display most often during the film’s wedding sequences. George is one of the less prominent characters in the film, and their smarts are more difficult to recognize than others.

George shows a lack of self-awareness when they perform to a disillusioned crowd, not picking up on their disapproval. George repeats a song despite the audience’s groans. George shows a lack of emotional intelligence when they are uncontrollably bawling at Robbie’s first wedding.

Linda

Closeup of Linda in The Wedding Singer.

Angela Featherstone’s Linda is Robbie’s fiancée at the beginning of the film. She doesn’t show up at their wedding but returns to Robbie when he laments the loss of Julia after their argument. She shows her intelligence in her manipulation of Robbie.

She sees Robbie in a vulnerable state and uses critical thinking to use this to her advantage. She uses reasoning to interpret his lonely feelings and get him to spend the night with her. She shows a lack of self-awareness when she asks Robbie if he’s still mad about “that wedding thing,” the following day.

Holly Sullivan

Christine Taylor smiling in The Wedding Singer.

Some audiences call The Wedding Singer one of Christine Taylor’s best movies. She plays Holly, Julia’s cousin and friend. She shows her brains in her interactions with Glenn Gulia, Robbie, and Julia. She reveals her quick wits when Glenn walks in on Julia and Robbie practicing their wedding kiss, saying she and Robbie were kissing instead.

She shows critical thinking when she realizes Robbie has feelings for Julia after he insults Glenn and asks if she stays at his house often. She shows reasoning when she tries to unpack why Julia is marrying Glenn with her the next morning.

Glenn Gulia

glen from the wedding singer

Matthew Glave’s Glenn is one of the main antagonists in The Wedding Singer. He is Julia’s fiancé and works in bonds. He appears bone-headed at times, like when shows a lack of tact around Julia during their wedding planning. However, Glenn is cunning in his deception of Julia.

She doesn’t seem to suspect any of his ill behavior. However, Glenn shows a lack of brains in his actions with Robbie. He thoughtlessly confesses his infidelity to Robbie, who Julia and Holly can tell likes Julia. He shows a lack of self-awareness in many conversations with Julia about their wedding, which they don’t see eye to eye on.

Julia Sullivan

Drew Barrymore smiling in The Wedding Singer.

Drew Barrymore plays Julia in The Wedding Singer, what some fans call one of her greatest films. She proves to be one of the smarter characters thanks to her reaction to conflict. She is one of the most emotionally intelligent characters in the movie, only flying off the handle during an argument with Robbie.

She shows critical thinking when she talks to her mother about feeling differently about Glenn and wanting to back out of the wedding. However, she shows naivité in her relationship with Glenn. She is ultimately clueless about his deceit, which others like Robbie see clearly.

Robbie Heart

Adam Sandler in The Wedding Singer

Some audiences call The Wedding Singer one of Adam Sandler’s best films. He stars as Robbie Heart. Robbie shows his smarts when he gets Glenn to reveal his affairs. He uses critical thinking to pretend to share values with Glenn, making him comfortable enough to confess. Robbie shows reasoning when he tries to get a well-paying job after Holly implies security is what Julia wants in a partner.

He shows emotional intelligence when he turns Linda down when she returns, understanding that she is taking advantage of his vulnerable state. He understands Glenn is on the airplane he boards after hearing that he tells a flight attendant she is “grade-A top choice meat,” recognizing the phrase from their night out.