Godzilla vs Attack on Titan: Gojira’s Chances on Paradis Island

Godzilla vs Attack on Titan: Gojira’s Chances on Paradis Island

Could Attack on Titan’s giants dogpile the mighty Godzilla enough to overwhelm the O.G. kaiju? Or would the King of Monsters reign supreme on Paradis Island, squashing the behemoth Titans underfoot? 

Godzilla has defeated just about every robot, monster, and alien that has tasted his nuclear breath in comics. Godzilla is no stranger to taking on foes larger than himself. King Ghidorah towers over most of the other kaiju, but Godzilla has killed that three-headed space lizard more times than he’s destroyed Tokyo. Godzilla’s win-streak of defeating monsters is unparagoned. Even if he gets killed, the radioactive monster tends to come back even bigger and better. 

Titans on the other hand are nearly invulnerable unless the nape of their neck is severed and can heal rapidly from wounds and fight with abandon, often sacrificing limbs and bodies in order to damage an opponent. The humans that can transform into Titans are all deft hand-to-hand combatants and have picked up useful techniques to fight foes larger than their Titan form. Eren Jaeger has beaten Titans that outclassed him in size by utilizing some body-throw moves. Not to mention he can call upon other feral Titans to attack an enemy. 

Godzilla vs Attack on Titan: Gojira’s Chances on Paradis Island

Godzilla’s true size is always up for debate with the movies, comics, and manga all playing with the scale of the scaly monster to a wildly varying degree. In Marvel Comics he was estimated at 603 feet, but he has been depicted as small as 164 feet. But even at his smallest, Godzilla was on par with the largest Titans that stand around 164 feet. Eren’s Titan form is about 50-feet tall and Zeke Jaeger’s Beast Titan is about 55 feet. So they would appear puny next to Godzilla’s bulk. Even just a couple of human-controlled Titans likely wouldn’t stand a chance against the irradiated colossus. 

But if Godzilla is plopped down onto Paradis Island he would have to contend with a few feral Titans and all the Titan shifters, namely Eren, his half-brother Zeke, and Armin, who can transform into the Colossal Titan. Armin’s transformation also causes an immense explosion that, as long as it’s not in any way nuclear, could deal some initial damage to the kaiju. If the residents of Paradis were given some preparation they could come up with a clever plan to disable Godzilla – like trapping him in a Titan-hardened jail where both Titans and humans could bombard the King of Monsters with munitions and Titan-thrown projectiles.

But really, Godzilla is an unstoppable force. He is far too powerful and far too large to really be dented by even the largest Titans. If even the thousands of Wall Titans are activated Godzilla would likely come out ahead just given his unbeatable breath, and towering size. Despite Godzilla likely not knowing about Titan’s weakness at the nape of the neck, the king kaiju could obliterate even the tallest Titan with a single blow. He’s just too big. Godzilla wins this fight in most scenarios.