The Flintstones is undoubtedly one of the most influential animated series of all time, and one of the best sitcoms for that matter, too. First airing in 1960, the prehistoric animated series followed the lives of Fred and Wilma Flintstone, and their best friends and neighbors Barney and Betty Rubble.
The series offered up a slice-of-life look at the daily lives of two married couples, and how they worked and raised their families in a time long, long, long ago. Though the series may be pretty dated in terms of its setting, some of the iconic show’s jokes still stand the test of time, even nearly 60 years later.
Updated on September 8th, 2022 by Jordan Iacobucci: The Flintstones may be set in the stone age, but its humor is meant for all ages. The classic 1960s animated sitcom has remained one of the most beloved series of its day, and for good reason. Despite the increasing years since its last episode, certain quotes and sayings from Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, and the gang remain as hilarious as they ever were.
“I’m Sorry You’re Stupid.”
Fred Flintstone
Fred: “How can you be so stupid?”
Barney: “Hey, that’s not very nice. Say you’re sorry.”
Fred: “I’m sorry you’re stupid.”
Sometimes, being best friends means calling each other out when you’re being stupid. Other times, being best friends means totally roasting each other for being stupid and feeling superior in your own intellect.
Fred and Barney might have been the central friendship of the series, but there’s no denying that these two could be totally – and hilariously – savage with each other from time to time. As in this case, poor Barney often winds up taking the brunt of the insults, with Fred making fun of his dim-witted buddy’s intellect on more than one occasion.
“It Just Got Up And Went.”
Barney Rubble
Fred: “Where’s Your ‘Get Up And Go?'”
Barney: “It just got up and went.”
Even nearly 60 years after the series first premiered, Fred and Barney also both happen to be all too relatable in many ways, especially to the current generation of tired millennials. It’s hard to maintain a sense of self-motivation, even in the prehistoric age.
Fred asks Barney where his “get up and go” disappeared to, and Barney’s response that his get up and go “got up and went” is honestly too perfect. It’s a perfect set-up joke, no matter how on the nose the punchline may be and it really feels like something a millennial would tweet when they’ve just had enough of adulting for the day.
“Hand ‘Em Over, Dino. Ladies First.”
Wilma Flintstone
Over the course of the series, Fred and Barney embark on plenty of harebrained schemes. But by far one of the most ridiculous and annoying of them all is when Fred decides he’s destined to be a rock star – despite having no musical talent whatsoever.
As part of his plans to launch a musical act that will produce music people can “twitch” to, Fred serenades Wilma, Betty, and Dino in an obnoxiously off-key manner. This leads to Dino producing a pair of earmuffs to block out the sound, and both Wilma and Betty insist that he share.
“But Fred, You’re A Lot Of Weight!”
Barney Rubble
Fred: “Stand back, Barney. I’m going to put a little weight behind it.”
Barney:”But Fred, you’re a lot of weight!”
Though Fred is the one who usually does plenty of the roasting, Barney gets in his fair share of jabs at Fred’s expense, too – even if most of them result from Barney’s own cluelessness.
It doesn’t take a genius to realize that Fred Flintstone is more than a little overweight; the series takes plenty of opportunities to make fun of his size, basically whenever it can. But the jokes that come from Barney at Fred’s expense are almost always funnier than the rest of them, largely due to the fact that he often makes jokes without necessarily meaning to.
“How Many Guesses Do I Get?”
Barney Rubble
Fred: “Who is your bosom buddy, close friend, and lifelong pal?”
Barney: “How many guesses do I get?”
Fred and Barney may be best friends, but that doesn’t mean that Fred doesn’t use poor Barney’s kindness and naivety to his advantage many times throughout their friendship.
When Fred asks Barney who exactly his “bosom buddy, close friend, and lifelong pal” is in an attempt to butter his best bud up, we don’t really blame Barney for taking the opportunity to deadpan, “How many guesses do I get?” Well, that, and we’re really not entirely convinced Barney would know the answer right away either.
“It All Depends On What Time The King Gets Home.”
Barney Rubble
Fred: “Barney, what would you do if you were holding the queen alone?”
Bareny: “I don’t know, Fred. It all depends on what time the king gets home.”
For all their mutual stupidity, as is the way with sitcom husbands in the most classic series, Fred and Barney also manage to get in some typical chauvinistic humor. Even if the series’ view of gender dynamics is just as dated as its setting, sometimes, the total off-color humor stands the test of time more than other punchlines.
While playing cards, Fred asks Barney what move he would make if all he had left were the queen card. Barney’s cheeky response basically writes itself and is still hilarious after all these years.
“You Haven’t Returned My Lawnmower…”
Barney Rubble
Fred: “Don’t you see? Our neighbor Alvin Brickrock, he borrowed my shovel! He could be a vicious monster, a diabolical fiend!”
Barney: “Well, Fred, you haven’t returned my lawnmower and I don’t feel that way about you.”
More often than not, it’s Fred who leads the guys astray and into trouble, they’d be better off avoiding entirely. It’s also Fred who tends to judge people and situations without having much information to go off of.
So when Fred believes their neighbor, Alvin Brickrock, could be a scammer or worse, Barney is quick to take Fred to task for his short-sighted judgments. And as always, without clearly intending to do so, Barney manages to deliver a totally ruthless takedown of his not-so-bright best pal.
“Actually, More Like A Pebble Off The Ol’ Flintstone.”
Barney Rubble
Fred: “Aww, she looks like a chip off the ol’ block.”
Barney: “Actually, more like a pebble off the ol’ flintstone.”
Pebbles Flintstone is undoubtedly the series’ most adorable character, and definitely one of its most memorable ones, too. But the truth of the matter is her name wouldn’t have been what it is if it weren’t for a totally adorable and hilarious joke from none other than Barney.
As soon as she was born, Barney observed that the newborn baby seemed more like a “pebble off the ol’ flintstone” than the stereotypical “chip off the ol’ block” – and the rest was history.
“Charge It!”
Wilma Flintstone And Betty Rubble
Though it may have been an animated series, The Flintstones also functioned primarily as a primetime sitcom. As such, it offered a satirical look at the daily life of married couples and their families.
One area the series satirized in particular, and to great effect, was the friendship between women and men and their many similarities and differences. A recurring theme for both the friendships between Wilma and Betty was their love of impulsive shopping, hilariously conveyed by the times when they shouted “Charge it!” while embarking on a shopping spree.
“Hello, Dumb Dumb!”
Gazoo
Gazoo might be one of the more controversial characters in the series, as he was introduced partway through the series’ final season and felt more like he was meant for the sister series The Jetsons.
But there’s no denying that the way he greeted both Barney and Fred – with a cheery, and perfectly astute “Hello, dumb dumb!” – always makes for some of the series’ funniest moments. Whether you loved or hated the pint-sized green alien, it’s hard not to laugh at his introductions.
“All The People In Bedrock… I Pick A Pebblebrain For A Neighbor.”
Fred Flintstone
Sometimes, we find ourselves wondering how exactly we wound up with the people in our lives. Such was the case for Fred when he was particularly fed up with Barney, leading him to wonder why he chose to settle down next to the Rubbles in the first place.
While this is certainly one of Fred Flintstone’s funnier quotes, fans know that he really does love his dimwitted friend. The two may get on each other’s nerves constantly, but, as the classic theme song says, they’re “a modern stone age family.”
“No, I’m Lady Godiva And This Is A Kissing Booth.”
Desk Nurse
Fred Flintstone: “Are you the desk nurse?”
Desk Nurse: “No, I’m Lady Godiva and this is a kissing booth.”
While most of the show’s best humor came from its core characters, a new character occasionally got the opportunity to rattle off a brilliant one-liner. One desk nurse did so in a grand fashion, sarcastically replying to Fred Flintstone’s rather uninspired question.
The Flintstones may be a show about the stone age and dinosaurs, but its humor never seems to age. This same dry sarcasm can be found in many of the modern day’s biggest shows, proving just how ahead of its time The Flintstones was.
“I Played Hard To Get And, Well… I Just Didn’t Get Got.”
Greta Gravel
Wilma Flintstone: “Don’t tell me you’ve never married, Greta. You were the most popular girl in school.”
Greta: “Oh I guess my standards were too high. I played hard to get and, well… I just didn’t get got.”
When Betty and Wilma’s old high school friend appears for a one-off episode, it becomes clear that, despite having been the most popular girl in school, she had not found herself a life partner in the years since graduating, leading to one hilarious and perceptive quote from the single Greta Gravel.
Despite featuring a host of rather dull-headed and unthinking characters, The Flintstones had a way of working clever word usage into its lines, as in the above quote. The series had a tendency for clever writing that doesn’t exist in all cartoons of the modern day.
“All Right. All Right. I Can’t Make It As Fast As You Spend It.”
Fred Flintstone
A regular source of hilarious strife between the titular Flintstones was the disparity between their life savings and Wilma’s regular shopping habit. In one episode, Fred, who often took issue with Wilma’s shopping sprees, comments on how quickly she manages to spend the money he makes.
This playful tension between Fred and Wilma is a recurring theme in many sitcoms, especially in the ’50s and ’60s. Although the Flintstones never seemed to balance their budget, audiences always enjoyed watching the lighthearted spat between husband and wife.
